Žlutý uši

Okay, here's a description of climbing "Žlutý uši" (Yellow Ears, grade 4) in the imaginary climbing area "Teletubbies":

"Žlutý uši" in Teletubbies is a whimsical climb, best approached with a sense of humor and a good dose of imagination. The route is named for two prominent yellow protrusions on a grassy knoll that somewhat resemble the ears of a beloved Teletubby. The rock (or, more accurately, the reinforced grassy mound) is surprisingly solid, offering mostly positive holds in the form of deep pockets and rounded edges.

The start involves stemming between a giant, oversized flower and a partially buried Noo-Noo vacuum cleaner. You then move up the gentle slope, using the yellow 'ears' themselves as handholds. The cruxy section is navigating around Po's discarded scooter, requiring a delicate traverse and a high step. The finish is a celebratory mantle onto Tinky Winky's giant hat (safely secured, of course!), where you can bask in the glory of your accomplishment.

While only a grade 4, "Žlutý uši" presents unique challenges in terms of maintaining balance on the uneven terrain and avoiding any unwanted Teletubby-themed distractions. A helmet is highly recommended, mostly for protection from falling giggles. Bring your inner child, and enjoy this lighthearted adventure!

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