Dipsy — 7-, Teletubbies 7-

Climbing "Dipsy" in Teletubbies land is no walk in the park, especially if you're attempting the 7- grade variation. Forget sunshine and Tubby Toast, this route demands focus, precise footwork, and a good head for heights (even if the highest point is only slightly taller than Laa-Laa). The crux move likely involves navigating a deceptively smooth green boulder, demanding a delicate balance and trust in a micro-crimp that’s probably been polished smooth by generations of giggling climbers. Success requires ignoring the hypnotic allure of the Noo-Noo and maintaining composure. The reward? Bragging rights among the small but fiercely competitive community of Teletubbies climbers and the satisfaction of conquering a truly unique, if slightly surreal, climb. Just watch out for the Tiddlytubbies; they're known to pull ropes.